Forget everything you’ve read about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding, guys.
There have been so many rumours surrounding the impending nuptials of a certain reality star to a certain rapper that we just don’t know what to believe anymore. Which is just as well, because according to Kim K, we shouldn’t believe anything.
The most famous of the fame-mad Kardashian clan used Twitter to clear up a few wedding-related rumours and we didn’t like what we heard:
‘Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out…’ she began.
‘1. We are not married yet!’ Phew. We expect big, nay huge, things from this showbiz wedding.
‘2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til & maybe even photos. As much as we would love to share these memories, privacy is our main priority.’ You’ve changed, Kim.
‘3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate.’ Small AND intimate? This wedding is not living up to expectations. Not. At. All.
‘4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.’ Ok, good. So far we have NOT liked what we’ve seen.
She finished, by saying: ‘That’s it! Unless you hear it from us please don’t believe nonsense!’
We have been told.